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[Oct. 26th, 2009|12:50 am] |
NO OFFENSE BUT I REALLY DON'T SEE HOW LOVING THE GAME AND TALKING SMACK DON'T GO TOGETHER. UNLESS YOU PLAY FOR THE LLORTS LIARS BUT THEY'RE JUST BLOODY ANNOYING AT THIS POINT THEY'VE BEEN TRYING THAT LITTLE TRICK OF THEIRS FOR DECADES AND NO ONE HAS FALLEN FOR IT IN AT LEAST 20 YEARS.
BUT THEN AGAIN I GUESS IT'S A BIT DIFFERENT WHEN YOU KNOW THAT IF THERE'S AN ISSUE OFF THE PITCH AND YOU GET YOUR ARMS BROKEN OR SOMETHING IN A FIGHT OR YOU CAUSE PESKY DRAMA YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO BE KILLED BY YOUR OWN CAPTAIN. WHAT WAS IT "HANGED DRAWN QUARTERED AND HUNG FROM THE BACK OF THE STANDS" IS WHAT MUM SAYS CATRIONA MCCORMACK USED TO SAY.
OF COURSE, IF YOU GET BOTH ARMS BROKEN ON THE PITCH, YOU'RE GOING TO GET A MEDAL AND YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO BUY ROUNDS FOR A WEEK SO THAT'S PRETTY BRILL. BUT I GUESS THERE'S A PRETTY BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LEAGUE AND HOGWARTS AND BOY AM I SO EXCITED TO BE ON THE LEAGUE NOW I AM LEARNING SO MUCH. I'VE ALSO TAKEN A LIFELONG VOW TO HATE PUDDLEMERE UNITED. I HOPE BERIT IS PROUD OF ME.
REALLY THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH SOMEONE JUST HAVERSACK THEM.
OH AND REMEMBER KIDS, DON'T DRINK MUGGLE ALCOHOL, MIX IT WITH BUTTERBEER, AND THEN ATTEMPT TO BREW A SCINTILLATING SOLUTION WHILE FLYING ON A BROOMSTICK AT A SPEED OF APPROXIMATELY EIGHTY-THREE KILOMETERS AN HOUR THROUGH A DENSE FOREST.
PS. SLAG. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2009|05:11 pm] |
GOOD JOB GRYFFINDOR!!!
MAC LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ADOPTED AFTER ALL |
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[Oct. 9th, 2009|02:01 am] |
I MET BERIT LUND. I MET BERIT LUND OF THE HARSTAD HOOLIGANS WHO HAS BEEN MY HERO SINCE I WAS IN NAPPIES.
BERIT LUND SAID I REMINDED HER OF HERSELF WHEN SHE WAS MY AGE. AND HOW REFRESHING IT WAS TO HEAR SOMEONE ELSE WHO THOUGHT THIS WHOLE CONCEPT OF RULES IN QUIDDITCH IS JUST RIDICULOUS!!! THIS IS SO AMAZING. MY LIFE IS PRETTY MUCH COMPLETE OR AT LEAST IT IS EXCEPT I HAVEN'T PLAYED ENOUGH QUIDDITCH.
SPEAKING OF QUIDDITCH...
27 DAYS UNTIL MY FIRST GAME AS A HARPY!! ASSUMING I PLAY OF COURSE BUT WOOLY (ANNA WOHLGEHAGEN, OUR CAPTAIN) SAYS I'VE GOT SPUNK AND I MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO PLAY CHASER IF LEONA IS STILL PLAYING LIKE RUBBISH BECAUSE SHE AND HER GIRLFRIEND ARE ON THE ROCKS. WHOOPS MAYBE I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT BUT LEONA'S A BRICK AND DOESN'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY BECAUSE THEY DON'T REALLY SAY IT AROUND HER BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID TO ORION ULREY OF THE MAGPIES A FEW YEARS BACK. I DON'T THINK SHE'S SCARY THOUGH, BUT THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE'S MY TEAMMATE AND ALSO BECAUSE I KNOW ALTARIA MORLEY (OUR MANAGER) AND BOY IS SHE SCARY BUT EVEN THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY BECAUSE WE'RE NOT MEN. IT REALLY WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET HER OFF THE ARROWS A FEW YEARS BACK. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED THOUGH I HEAR THERE'S SOME WEIRD TEAM FROM PERU OR SOMETHING THAT USED TO DO THAT ABOUT 400 YEARS AGO. SOMETHING ABOUT THE BLOKES HAVING BETTER VOICES TO SING THE TEAM SONG.
27 DAYS! |
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[Sep. 16th, 2009|01:40 pm] |
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS |
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| Warded to Mac |
[Jul. 31st, 2009|01:06 pm] |
WHAT IS ALL THIS THE SLAMBOOK IS SAYING ABOUT YOU?
HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE YOU SNOGGED? |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|12:31 pm] |
YOU LOT (YEAH ESPECIALLY YOU MAC) HAVE ALL BEEN READING THE HOWL OF THE WEREWOLF ONE TOO MANY TIMES HAVEN'T YOU. NOT THAT IT'S A BAD THING (I DON'T CARE WHAT EURYDICE PIGGE SAYS ALSO WE ARE NOT A CULTURAL WASTELAND) EXCEPT IT'S MAKING EVERYONE A BIT CRAZY-LIKE.
THE THING YOU LOT ALL HAVE TO REMEMBER IS JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING LOOKS LIKE A WEREWOLF DOESN'T MEAN IT ACTUALLY IS A WEREWOLF. JUST ASK THE SEEKER OF THE BIGONVILLE BOMBERS (OKAY WELL THE SEEKER BACK IN '59, I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME BUT MUM KNOWS) AFTER HE GOT FOOLED BY LUDWIK WOJCICKI (OF THE WALBRZYCH WEREWOLVES, IN CASE YOU'RE THICK AND HAVEN'T HEARD OF WOJCICKI).
OF COURSE THE BOMBERS SEEKER WAS A LITTLE NANCY-BOY AND CLAIMED THERE WAS A RULE AGAINST PUTTING ON FAKE FUR AND "TRANSFORMING" INTO A WEREWOLF ON THE PITCH, WHICH THERE WASN'T, BUT HE WHINGED SO MUCH THEY WROTE ONE STARTING IN 1960.
THE WHOLE THING IS STILL RIDICULOUS BECAUSE IT WASN'T EVEN THE FULL MOON OR ANYTHING AND THERE GO THE BOMBERS MAKING ONE MORE STUPID RULE FOR ON THE PITCH. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2009|10:33 pm] |
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WELL THANK MERLIN THAT'S OVER. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2009|03:35 am] |
MY FIRST MEMORY WAS ON A TRAINING BROOM.
IT WAS BRILLIANT AND SINCE THAT DAY I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE NOT ON A BROOM. I COULDN'T EVEN WALK YET BUT DA BOUGHT THE THING THE DAY I WAS BORN APPARENTLY. NOT THAT I RODE ON IT THE DAY I WAS BORN.
MUM DID GO FLYING THAT DAY, ABOUT FIVE HOURS AFTER HAVING ME. BUT SHE HAD A GAME TWO DAYS AFTER THAT SO REALLY SHE HAD TO KEEP IN SHAPE. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|01:30 am] |
THIS IS THE MKOST BIRLILLANT DAY EVER.
I KWEVEN OWLED MUM ADNKS SHE WANTED TO OCMKE UP FOR IT BUT I DOKNT KNOW WHAT SPOURTY SAID. PROABLY NO. BAD FORM SPORT.
THIS BEER SI NOT AS GOOD AST THE STUFF OLD TOM WILLIAMS SNUCK MKE THAT ONE TIME. HE'S OVER EIGHTTY NOW BUT BLIMEEY HESE STILL FINE. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2009|02:15 am] |
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
MY MUM IS THE BEST. TAKE THAT DUCKY QUACKENBOSS. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|10:22 pm] |
JOURNAL ASSIGNMENT 3
SAYING: "ALL THAT REMAINS IS THE QUESTION OF WHETHER MADDOCK IS A STRANGE GIT WHO LIKES VAMPIRES OR A STRANGE GIT WHO LIKES VAMPIRES AND ALSO IS ONE."
ABOUT IT: MEAGHAN MCCORMACK ACTUALLY SAID THIS ONE THOUGH IT'S BEEN REPEATED ABOUT FIVE ZILLION TIMES AROUND THE LEAGUE SINCE. SHE WAS TALKING TO EUCAMENIA KLUMPETT, A YANK STUDYING VAMPIRES, AND ALASDAIR MADDOCK, THE CHASER FOR THE MAGPIES CAME UP. THE BLOKE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HE DID BEFORE THE WAR WHICH IS ODD ENOUGH, AND EVERYONE IN THE LEAGUE KNOWS ABOUT HIS TRYSTS WITH THAT ROMANIAN CONTESSA. AND YEAH AT FIRST EVERYONE FIGURED HE REALLY WASN'T A VAMPIRE EVEN THOUGH HE SUDDENLY STARTED HAVING THE COMPLEXION OF A DEAD HADDOCK BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST OTHERS BEING MEAN. WHICH MIGHT BE TRUE, SINCE HE IS "A PARTICULARLY DISGUSTING PUSTULE ON THE BACKSIDE OF BRITISH QUIDDITCH" (THANKS AGAIN MEAGHAN MCCORMACK), BUT NOW THAT HE'S STILL LOOKING THE SAME THIS MANY YEARS LATER, THERE'S GOT TO BE A LOT OF TRUTH TO IT.
DO I AGREE: YEAH DEFINITELY. I'VE BEEN TO A FEW DINNER PARTIES WITH HIM (OKAY THIS IS THE LEAGUE THEY'RE NOT REALLY DINNER PARTIES THEY'RE MEALS AT A PUB BUT NO MATTER) AND HE NEVER EATS A THING. HE JUST ORDERS IT AND PUSHES IT AROUND ON HIS PLATE AND WE ALL PRETEND NOT TO NOTICE.
HE'S TOTALLY A VAMPIRE. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2009|09:02 pm] |
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[Jan. 17th, 2009|04:35 pm] |
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE FREAKING HELL. THERE NO WAY A BLUDGER TO THE HEAD COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE. NO FREAKING WAY.
I HAVE BEEN GOING TO QUIDDITCH MATCHES SINCE I WAS A WEEK OLD. MY FATHER PLAYS FOR THE FALCONS FOR MERLIN'S SAKE. I MEAN THE GAME THREE YEARS AGO WHERE THE FALCONS PLAYED THE HORSENS HAVERSACKERS ENDED WITH SEVEN CONCUSSIONS DUE TO BLUDGERS BUT NO ONE DIED. IF PEOPLE DIED WE'D ALL BE WEARING PROTECTIVE GEAR (OK EXCEPT MAYBE BERIT LUND). EVEN THE MOSJØEN MEAD-DRINKERS HAVEN'T LOST A PLAYER SINCE 1484 WHICH WAS BEFORE THEY OUTLAWED BLUDGERS QUAFFLES WITH SPIKES ON THEM.
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. THEY HAD BETTER NOT CANCEL QUIDDITCH BECAUSE THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING ELSE WRONG WITH POKE.
ALSO THIS IS REALLY HORRIBLE. I'M PRETTY UPSET IF YOU CAN'T TELL. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|07:18 pm] |
WHAT? I MISSED THE FIGHT?
YEAH JUST MY LUCK. LIKE THE TIME I MISSED THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE DOCTOR AND BRAITH DYMOCK WHERE BRAITH ALMOST LOST HIS/HER SHIRT AND WE WOULD HAVE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHETHER S/HE'S A BLOKE OR A WOMAN BUT NO BECAUSE I HAD TO GO BACK TO HOGWARTS INSTEAD OF GOING TO SEE BRAY PLAY CAERPHILLY AND THEN MUM SAID THAT IF SHE'D KNOWN THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN SHE WOULD HAVE LET ME GO AND I COULD HAVE GONE BACK TO HOGWARTS THE NEXT DAY.
TOO BAD THAT WE ALREADY PLAYED SLYTHERIN, BY THE WAY SINCE MINDY BARRINGTON'S BEEN TEACHING ME A THING OR TWO LATELY. |
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| ASSIGNMENT THINGY |
[Sep. 14th, 2008|10:25 pm] |
ASSIGNMENT? ON THESE JOURNALS? WHAT THE HELL HECK. WELL THIS IS MY ASSIGNMENT.
MY NAME IS PERPETUA O'CAROLAN AND I AM BACK ON THE GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH TEAM!!!!
ANYWAY. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 9TH WHICH MEANS I'M A SAGITTARIUS. I GUESS I'M SUPPOSED TO BE INTELLIGENT, TEMPERAMENTAL, AND ADVENTUROUS. I'M FROM KYLE OF LOCHALSH IN SCOTLAND THOUGH ONLY MUM IS SCOTTISH. DAD IS IRISH. THEY MET ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH THOUGH. OR, AT THE PUB AFTER THE GAME WHERE THEY ALL GOT PISS-DRUNK AND MUM SNOGGED HIM ONCE EXCEPT NEITHER OF THEM REMEMBER I JUST HEARD IT FROM UNCLE WILL. THEY'D SNOGGED A FEW TIMES BEFORE MUM REALISED THAT DAD ACTUALLY LIKED HER INSTEAD OF JUST WANTING TO SHAG HER OH WAIT THAT WHOLE DISRESPECT THING
MY FAVORITE CLASS WAS FLYING AND IT'S RUBBISH THAT I ONLY HAD IT FIRST YEAR. OBVIOUSLY IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE FLYING. I DON'T MIND DEFENSE TOO MUCH SINCE I GET TO LEARN SOME COOL SPELLS THAT I WON'T USE ON THE PITCH PROMISE. TOO BAD I PROBABLY WON'T USE IT MUCH IN REAL LIFE SINCE I'LL BE PLAYING QUIDDITCH UNTIL I EITHER DIE, RETIRE, OR GET TOO INJURED TO WORK.
I DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE COLOUR. I LIKE THEM ALL FOR DIFFERENT THINGS IT REALLY DEPENDS. MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS MASH. THEY ARE GREAT TO EAT BEFORE GAMES TOO BECAUSE OF ALL THE CARBS.
MY FAVOURITE QUIDDITCH TEAM IS THE MOSJØEN MEAD-DRINKERS. I CAN'T REALLY CHOOSE BETWEEN THE PRIDES AND THE FALCONS OR AT LEAST ONE OF MY PARENTS WOULD KILL ME, SO I PICK THE MEAD-DRINKERS BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOME OF THE BEST STORIES I'VE HEARD AND THAT'S EVEN INCLUDING THE MEDGYES MADMEN WHO PLAYED IN THE NUDE FOR 6 HOURS AND GOT A 670 POINT LEAD AGAINST THE APPLEBY APPLES BACK IN 1789 OR EVEN THE WALBRZYCH WEREWOLVES WHO ONCE COVERED THEMSELVES IN FAKE FUR WHEN THEY PLAYED DURING A FULL MOON. THAT'S ILLEGAL NOW IN THE RULEBOOKS WHICH IS EVEN MORE RUBBISH. I LIKE ALL THESE BECAUSE THEY ARE BRILLIANT.
I ALSO REALLY LIKE THE HARSTAD HOOLIGANS BUT THAT'S REALLY JUST BECAUSE BERIT LUND IS MY PERSONAL HERO. I REALLY THINK SHE WAS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL WOMAN IN RECENT QUIDDITCH HISTORY AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE PLAYED UNDER HER.
WHEN I FINISH HOGWARTS I'M GOING TO JOIN THE LEAGUE. IT'S NOT EVEN A HOPE IT'S A REALITY. I HAVE ENOUGH CONNECTIONS THAT I COULD GET ON EVEN IF I WAS RUBBISH AT QUIDDITCH BUT I'M NOT. MY DAD PLAYED FOR THE IRISH NATIONAL TEAM.
I WAS SORTED IN MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING. OR ANYBODY. I EVEN WASN'T AFRAID OF ALASDAIR MADDOCK AND HE'S A JUST A STRANGE GIT WHO LIKES VAMPIRES. OR MAYBE A STRANGE GIT WHO LIKES VAMPIRES AND ALSO IS ONE. AND THAT'S NOT DISRESPECTFUL IT'S A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A VERY FAMOUS QUIDDITCH PLAYER.
UM THAT IS ALL.
PERPETUA O'CAROLAN |
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[Sep. 12th, 2008|11:44 pm] |
oh goodness i've got so much studying done tonight it's wonderful. i'd really like to get a few more chapters done before bed, but i don't want to retire too late.
i'm not sure what to do. |
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| Hexed against professors |
[Sep. 9th, 2008|01:42 pm] |
HEAR THAT HOGWARTS? I AM TRYING OUT FOR THE QUIDDITCH TEAM AGAIN.
AND THIS TIME I LEARNED MY LESSON I WILL NOT FIGHT IN A MATCH. NOT UNTIL I MAKE THE PROS. OR IF YOU HIT ME FIRST. OR I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HIT ME FIRST.
I THINK POLIAKOFF IS GOING TO CONFISCATE MY WAND DURING GAMES. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2008|11:57 pm] |
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I THINK I SAW A VAMPIRE TODAY. |
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| Hexed to Hogwarts Students |
[Jul. 11th, 2008|11:49 pm] |
HEY MUGGLE-LOVERS!
WHERE IS "ONLINE"? AT FIRST I THOUGHT NICK AND PETEY HAD SOME SORT OF STRING-CAN THINGER OR A ROPE THEY SAT ON BUT I'VE HEARD IT A FEW OTHER TIMES AND NOW I HAVEN'T A CLUE.
MAC HAVE YOU BEEN TO ONLINE? NOBODY HAD BETTER BE GIVING MY BROTHER ANY ALCOHOL OR ANYTHING THERE IF IT'S SOME NEW HANGOUT I HAVEN'T BEEN TO. IF IT'S BRAW I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO GO. |
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